If it can't be written in Python, it doesn't exist
If it must be written in Python, you're wrong

If it can't be written with humour, it isn't worth it
If it must be written with humour, you're wrong

If it can't be taught simply, it isn't understood, yet
If it must be taught simply, what's your email address? are you employed? got a github? résumé? got time for a phone call?