Your derivation is obviously flawed, and unfortunately you reasoning doesn't make much sense to me either.
You assume $U = q + w$ which is clearly not true; similarly $ \mathrm{d}w = -p \int \mathrm{d}V$ (and not $w = pV$ as your derivation seems to suggest).
Your reasoning/intuition about enthalpy seems ill founded as well, sorry. Perhaps, it's simplest to think of enthalpy as heat exchanged at constant pressure. Why? Because it turns out to be an extremely useful and convenient state function if we define it that way. Since most reactions, experiments take place at constant pressure (and calorimetric determination of heat exchanges is not particularly hard).
I did a derivation (of sorts) for enthalpy using Legendre Transforms, a while ago for another question. The question has since been closed, which is why I have reproduced the derivation below in case you are interested in it. Perhaps, it will help you understand why enthalpy is defined the way it is.
First a brief note on the mathematics of Legendre Transforms
Consider a function in two independent variables: $ f(x,y)$
We right the differential of this function as follows:
$df(x,y) = \Big( \frac{\partial f}{\partial x}\Big)_ydx + \Big( \frac{\partial f}{\partial y}\Big)_xdy$
Now, I shall define $u := \Big( \frac{\partial f}{\partial x}\Big) $ and $w := \Big( \frac{\partial f}{\partial y}\Big)$
so, $df = udx + wdy$ [equation 1]
Here, u and x (and similarly w and y) are called conjugate variables. (i.e $ux$ and $wy$ will have the same units as $f$)
[Think of it this way: In thermodynamics, PV, TS have the same units as H, U,G,A]
Now, our goal is transform our original function $f(x,y)$ to a function $g(x,w)$. We wish to replace y, with it's conjugate variable and the function $f $ and $g$ will have the same units.
so, we take the differential of the product $wy$ : $d(wy) = ydw + wdy$
We subtract this from [equation 1] and get $d(f-wy) = udx - ydw $
and can deduce that our Legendre Transformed function $ g(x,w) := f-wy$
Now, we can easily apply this method to Internal Energy (U) to obtain Enthalpy (H)
We have $U(S,V)$ and $dU(S,V) = \Big( \frac{\partial U}{\partial S}\Big)_VdS + \Big( \frac{\partial U}{\partial V}\Big)_SdV $
Now, here we seek $H(S,P) \equiv g$
a) $f \equiv U$
b) $S \equiv x$ is the variable we hold fixed
c) $V \equiv y$ is the variable we switch
d) $\Big( \frac{\partial U}{\partial S}\Big)_V := T \equiv u $(the conjugate of the variable we are holding in place
e) $\Big( \frac{\partial U}{\partial V}\Big)_S := -P \equiv w$ (the conjugate of the variable we change
$ g =f-wy $
so, $H(S,P) = U-(V)(-P)$
Or, $H(S,P) = U + PV$
From here, you can proceed to write down: $dH = dU + PdV + Vdp$
(or for macroscopic changes: $\Delta H = \Delta U + \Delta (PV) $)
We impose the constant pressure condition to get
$\Delta H = \Delta U + P\Delta V $